Fear not the Unknown
#damn it spock #can’t i pretend #can’t we share #can’t you sit in my lap
#can’t you sit in my lap
(Source: iamnevertheone, via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)
#for a moment I was expecting something like #YES MOMMY I PROMISED I’D CALL NO MOMMY I DON’T NEED YOU TO COME DOWN YES NOW CAN YOU HANG UP I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING WITH MY NEMESIS #and then there’ll be this tinny voice cooing OH MY BABY BOY’S ALL GROWN UP NOW HE HAS FINALLY GOT HIMSELF A NEMESIS SAY HI TO HIM FOR ME … #INVITE HIM OVER FOR COOKIES SOMETIME #MA HE’S MY NEMESIS DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT NEMESIS MEANS #OH YOU SILLY BOYS AND YOUR SILLY FEUDS TELL HIM MY LEMONADE IS THE BEST #and then Moriarty will hang up and be all MY MOM SAYS HI
Fandom, promise me you’ll never change.
(Source: whitelaws, via john-i-khant-jawwn)
i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”
(via polarbearsonrollerblades)
I TWEETED ABOUT MY REICHENBACH FEELS AND I GET THIS AS A REPLY
SO I GO TO THEIR WEBSITE AND
THAT’S NOT ALL
THEY KNOW WE CANNOT BE SATISFIED BUYING EACH PRODUCT INDIVIDUALLY SO THEY PUT IT ALL IN ONE BIG PACK FOR THE SAME PRICE AS ALL THE INDIVIDUAL PACKS
I HAVE FOUND THE PROMISED LAND
LAST TIME I SAW THIS, IT HAD 5 NOTES
YOU’RE WELCOME, EVERYONE
(via a-khaleesi-not-a-queen)
how’s this is this okay
OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE GIF OF MY LIFE
^^THIS
(via a-khaleesi-not-a-queen)
what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links
… I did not know I needed this…








